I am a 26 year old thrill seeker from all over the southern U.S., looking for my next adventure. I have been called many of things in my life, but I would like you to refer to me as simply, the girl who loves to travel.
Dropped my phone in a pile of horse shit while trying to take pictures in the mountains. Tried to save it and ended up falling in the pile of shit along with it.Horsin Around
Was on a rollercoaster in Disneyland, CA when my phone slipped out of my pocket, hit some lady in the head that was below me on the ride before crashing into a million pieces on the ground.Ducking Disney
At the Monkey Forest in Ubud, Bali..a monkey stole mu sunglasses off my head and my phone right out of my hand. Can’t say they didn’t warn me.Mucking Fonkey
At a music festival I took too much X and it was hot as balls outside and ended up projectile vomiting water all over my phone. Killed it.Fucked up Festival
While at a stop light in Venice, I had the windows down jamming out because it was such a beautiful day. All of a sudden as I am trying to send a text, two guys on a bicycle ride by like a lightning bolt and steal my phone right out of my hand…through the open window. Day ruined.Bitches on Bicycles
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